Husband: Sweetheart, I am going for 3 days church conference starting Feb 14.

Wife: OK But let’s commit your Journey into the hands of God in prayer.

Husband: Lead us in prayer then.

Wife: God grant my husband great Journey.

Husband: **Very loud** Ameeeeeeeen.!

Wife: Don’t let his manhood erect if he try to commit adultery.

Husband: **Silent**

Wife: Don’t let him return safely if he manage to have extra marital affairs with other ladies.

Husband: **Sweating**

Wife: In fact, Holy spirit kill him if he commit…

Husband:**cuts her off in mid-prayer** Ohhhhhh! Shut up! It’s OK, I am not going anymore because the holy spirit just told me that the conference has been cancelled.

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