A female teacher, was having a problem with a boy called Dennis in her class of 3rd grade.
Dennis told her,”Madam, I should be in 4th grade. I’m smarter than my sister and she’s in the 4th grade”.
The Teacher had heard enough of his complaining and took Dennis to the Principal’ s office.
She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Dennis with some questions that a 4th grade should know, which including reciting the “Times Table”, which he got right.
The Principal asked Dennis many other questions and Dennis got them all right, too.
The Principal then asked Madam to send Dennis to 4th grade.
Madam decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have four of, that I’ve only two of?
Madam: What’s in your pants that you have but I don’t have?
Madam: What starts with a “C” and ends with “T”, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal’s eyes opened really wide.
But before he could stop the answer, Dennis replied,”Bubble Gum.”
The test continued.
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get
me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
The principal was looking restless.
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me 1st, what am I?
Dennis: Wedding Ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Madam: I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver?
Madam: What starts with ‘F’ & ends with ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?
Madam: What’s it that all men have, it’s longer in some men
than others, the Pope doesn’t use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Madam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins and is responsible for making love?
“Heart”, Dennis replied.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,”Send Dennis to the university. I got the last 10 questions wrong