A Nigerian Graduate can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside “GET TREATMENT FOR $20. IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.”
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and
goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: I have lost my sense of taste”.
Nigerian Graduate:Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.
Lawyer: Ugh. This is kerosene.
Nigerian Graduate:Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer:I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.
Nigerian Graduate:Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.
Lawyer (annoyed):This is kerosene. You gave this to me
last time for restoring my taste.
Nigerian Graduate:Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer:My eyesight has become very weak.
Nigerian Graduate:Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.
Lawyer (staring at the note):But this is $20, not $100.
Nigerian Graduate:Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $
You can’t beat a Nigerian Graduate!