A Nigerian Graduate can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside “GET TREATMENT FOR $20. IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.”

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and
goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: I have lost my sense of taste”.

Nigerian Graduate:Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.

Lawyer: Ugh. This is kerosene.

Nigerian Graduate:Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give
me $20

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

Lawyer:I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.

Nigerian Graduate:Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.

Lawyer (annoyed):This is kerosene. You gave this to me
last time for restoring my taste.

Nigerian Graduate:Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $
20.

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer:My eyesight has become very weak.

Nigerian Graduate:Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.

Lawyer (staring at the note):But this is $20, not $100.

Nigerian Graduate:Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $
20.

You can’t beat a Nigerian Graduate!

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